Quote of the day

Life isn’t like a box of chocolates…it’s more like a Vindaloo Curry

What you do today, might burn your arse tomorrow.

A few screen shots of some new software

courtesy of Tuna Dave see his link in my blogroll jokes

A handy key board

And Just to tip you over the edge a handy office assistant

THE Hard Core versions i didnt post up can be found here along with these originals hosted on tuna daves blog

NEW software you need

Dyslexic SEO

Got to laugh at my self just registered 2 new blogs and spelt them both wrong in the urls

hurculane.wordpress.com and apusini.wordpress.com should have been other spellings oops got one of them right now apuseni.wordpress.com

Things I Find Very Funny

Just some things that tickle my sense of humour if you don’t like them don’t read them but i will only post those that make my sides split this is the first it was from a jokes section on a forum i visit regularly but i wanted to share it…may be i will have to have a daily joke in Borlova news or a cartoon strip???

e mail from user:

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from *Girlfriend version 7.0* to *Wife version 1.0*.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that
took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, *Wife
1.0*installed
itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as *Poker Night 10.3*, *Football 5.0* , *Hunting and
Fishing 7.5*, and *Racing 3.6** *
I can’t seem to keep *Wife 1.0* in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to *Girlfriend 7.0* ,
but the uninstall doesn’t work on *Wife 1.0*. Please help!

Thanks, *

A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)*

___________________________________

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from *Girlfriend 7.0* to *Wife 1.0*, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. *Wife 1.0* is an *OPERATING
SYSTEM.*.

You cannot go back to *Girlfriend 7.0* because *Wife 1.0* is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under*Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support*. I recommend that you keep *Wife1.0* and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application *”Yes Dear”* to
alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command* **C:\APOLOGIZE* because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway. *

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance*. *Wife
1.0* comes with several support programs, such as *Clean and Sweep 3.0* , *Cook
It 1.5* and *Do Bills 4.2*.

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program*Nag Nag** **9.5. *Once this happens,
the only way to improve the performance of* Wife 1.0* is to purchase
additional software called *Flowers 2.1* and *Diamonds 5.0* ! *

WARNING!!!** DO NOT* , under any circumstances, install *Secretary With
Short Skirt 3.3*. This application is not supported by* Wife 1.0* and
will *cause
irreversible damage to the operating system. *

Best of luck,
Tech Support